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Christena Maurer's avatar

It is a huge shame I didn't know about Lunar Pool back in my NES days. I would have loved it.

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

It was a childhood favorite of mine for sure! It's very surreal, at least by mid-80s standards...

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Christena Maurer's avatar

It certainly looks like it! The cover certainly embraces the 80s aesthetic

You can be certain I would be spending a lot of time messing with the friction settings. 😂

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

Oh yeah, the friction settings are a blast, haha

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Spouting Thomas's avatar

Punch-Out: good write-up. Absolute classic, timeless game. For some reason the NES version has never been topped even if later iterations had their strengths. I even tried to get into some games like that Wade Hixton thing on GBA. Perfectly fine game, but it doesn't have that Punch-Out magic that's just pure lightning in a bottle.

Never played the other two games. Alpha Mission's cover seems like the kind of thing I could stare at as a kid for 30 minutes and not get bored. But I don't recall ever seeing it.

Lunar Pool's cover though, I do remember seeing as a kid, and I HATE, HATE, HATED it. Even as a small child, I remember always having a strong disgust response towards androgyny. Not based on any particular experience, just always felt that way. Maybe that's a lot to unpack, probably says something about my personality.

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

Thanks Thomas!

Yeah I appreciate the Wii version, and the SNES one is OK, but the NES Punch-Out!! just feels so right.

Not sure what the Wade Hixton game is? Is it Punch-Out lite or something?

Haha, I love your hatred of the Lunar Pool cover. It's so 80s and, yes, hyper androgynous which is... a choice for a simple pool game. I first played Lunar Pool on a bootleg cartridge so I never saw the cover until years later.

Also you just know they're playing "You Spin Me Round" on repeat in that club.

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Spouting Thomas's avatar

Ah, well it's the sort of game you definitely need to play. Because boy is this description brief:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Hixton%27s_Counter_Punch

I wouldn't call it "Punch-Out lite". I honestly think the game was a legitimate effort and, sort of like the SNES and Wii Punch-Outs, it does some things better than NES Punch-Out. But it just doesn't come together in the same magical way.

I think there was also another Punch-Out-like game for GBA that wasn't as good as Wade Hixton, and I can't even remember what it was called. So maybe I'm imagining it.

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

Such a random game. I can't imagine this sold more than a couple dozen copies, even though it's apparently pretty decent?

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Pixel Fix's avatar

That Luna Pool cover is so rad. Wonder what space snack they're heating up in the microwave behind them.

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

Gotta be a tofu dish of some sort.

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Pixel Fix's avatar

Space Tofu™

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

With just a thin layer of space slime for flavor!

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Dylan Cornelius's avatar

Thank you, friend!

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