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These are two early NES games that I think would do well for remakes/remasters. I’d love to see Popeye with graphics that look just like the cartoons and maybe with some gameplay additions. And Urban Champion would be fun to revisit as a full-fledged one-on-one fighter with more characters and online play.

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2025 redemption arcs for Popeye and Urban Champion?! Nintendo's so wily, I wouldn't put it past them to do something crazy like that.

Meanwhile, F-Zero languishes away in IP hell...

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I'd say the model for a Popeye remake (or really, any remake of an 80s game with simple, single-screen arcade gameplay) would be the BurgerTime game for Switch. I played the demo and it seemed pretty good. Or at least it seemed a lot more worthwhile to play nowadays than the original BurgerTime, while it still held onto the core appeal of that game. But I didn't actually buy it, so I suppose I'm part of the problem, in terms of more games like that coming to market. And I imagine BurgerTime was much more popular, at least as an arcade game, than Popeye.

As for a full Urban Champions game -- that's more of a stretch. But I'd be all about those guys coming to Smash Bros! I'd say that roster has more than enough angsty anime guys with swords at this point.

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That's an interesting bit of history on Popeye.

I commented before that I think you underrated Popeye a little, even if it's not exactly good (C/C- for me). But maybe I just have too much nostalgia for it, since I did own it and played it a good amount back then, while I probably only play it once every 5 years these days. I had "Popeye Meets Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves" (from 1937!) on VHS for some reason, and watched it a ton, so I suppose that's why my parents got me the Popeye NES game.

I consider Popeye a horror game. It's basically the early NES version of Alien: Isolation. When you think you have some comfortable distance from Bluto and he suddenly jumps down from a higher level right next to you, that sure got my heart pumping as a kid.

Urban Champions is definitely the worse game. Though in the days before proper fighting games, it at least had a niche. I think you can have 5-10 minutes of fun with it with a friend, if neither of you have played it recently (or ever). To me, that's worth a little more than D-, but eh, I get it.

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I love your perspective on Popeye as a horror game. I do remember being freaked out as a kid when Bluto jumped down to your level seemingly out of nowhere and almost wrecked shop on poor Popeye.

But eh, I don't know. Popeye is fine for a one-and-done, but it really has no staying power for me, even less than the original Donkey Kong.

My cousin and I would make each other laugh with Urban Champion, but we could never play it for more than 10 minutes. Just too repetitive.

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138 fights . . . this is the Desert Bus of early gaming endurance tests.

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What if Urban Champion was your only NES game back in 1986 or something? How terrible.

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Then one would have three choices:

1) Beg, borrow, or do chores for the money to buy a good game, after consultation with the neighborhood kids and kids as school, of course; or

2) Declare that Nintendo sucks, and swear off video games for good; or

3) Become an urban champion oneself, beating the tar out of everyone you see on the street giving fuel to the theory that video games are a harmful behavioral influence on children.

The choice is yours.

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Yeah, I never knew that tidbit.

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